a) one who by ignorance, arrogance, or corruption, destroys a solid future for short term immediate gain. b) logistically impaired individual somehow in charge of operations c) a dangerously desperate spineless invertebrate whose survival is reliant on inky cloud of sneakiness/deceit and its own selfish predatory nature

That guy Mike is a real squidiot

Squidiot by SquidBurned March 26, 2018

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squadoosh

n. (sqaw`doosh): Italian-American slang used to describe something that is missing, absent, or forgotten; usually refers to a concrete or abstract object or idea

Tony Big Knuckles was supposed to stop by the house with some canoles and lobster tails. But instead, all he brought was squadoosh, so I put him in the closet.

squadoosh by Frankie Little Knuckles February 1, 2006

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Squido Mc Bishi

The bee's knees..the cats meow.. a dreamboat.. a real humdinger ringer... A Squido is the bestest friend, boyfriend, lover, husband anyone can ask for! He is super sweet, cute, funny, and loving and will do anything for his woman. He is nearly hairless so it is like hugging a sexy smooth-ass land dolphin, but with luscious hair on the top of his head that is styled to magnificence. His eyes are incredibly enchanting and will send you into a hypnotic state with your heart-aflutter. The eyebrows are irresistibly charming as well. The Squido keeps a youthful appearance on the outside and he is young at heart, but with an old soul..ergo, he is the epitome of perfection. He has a perky dick that seems like it is smiling at you every time you see it. He barely sleeps and is kinda absent-minded, but this can all be overlooked because Squido is just an all-around super mega awesome dude and he's amazing in the sack.

I had the most excellent time last night with my Squido Mc Bishi.. he makes my vagina drool. 🤤

Squido Mc Bishi by HunterSMontana010921 July 26, 2021

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squidbob

squidward and spongbob in the same body

ayy my boy squidbob

squidbob by middegree @middegree (twitter) May 10, 2018

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