the nagging, itchy, prickling, sometimes buring feeling you get after unprotected sex or wearing a wet swim suit too long. The feeling you are about to get either a bladder infection or a yeast infection or a combonation of both.
Wow.... Garrick slept with that skanky chick and now he has the squadoodles.

OMG, I need some monistat, I think Garrick gave me the squadoodles.
by gingerKiss April 8, 2008
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When you have nothing else to scrub the toilet with so you whip out your testicles and rub the toilet back and forth until the desired cleanliness level is reached.
I forgot my sponge at home. Now I'll have to squadoodle the hotel toilet!
by NotJohnTavares August 23, 2021
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