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oral sex performed upon the penis It may be performed to induce male orgasm and ejaculation of semen, or it may be used as foreplay prior to sexual intercourse
she gave me squido off top like it was a handshake" or " that bopper gave me some fire squido last night
Squido by honest_troof July 23, 2011
Same thing as a Guido, but doesnt have to be italian. See Guido for more information. Spelt similarly like Guido, but not prounounced similarly.
Hey Keith, look at those gay Squido's next to rosa's pizza.
Squido by Platypus April 18, 2004
She/he is my squido
Squido by Deniiiiii December 15, 2019

Squido Mc Bishi 

The bee's knees..the cats meow.. a dreamboat.. a real humdinger ringer... A Squido is the bestest friend, boyfriend, lover, husband anyone can ask for! He is super sweet, cute, funny, and loving and will do anything for his woman. He is nearly hairless so it is like hugging a sexy smooth-ass land dolphin, but with luscious hair on the top of his head that is styled to magnificence. His eyes are incredibly enchanting and will send you into a hypnotic state with your heart-aflutter. The eyebrows are irresistibly charming as well. The Squido keeps a youthful appearance on the outside and he is young at heart, but with an old soul..ergo, he is the epitome of perfection. He has a perky dick that seems like it is smiling at you every time you see it. He barely sleeps and is kinda absent-minded, but this can all be overlooked because Squido is just an all-around super mega awesome dude and he's amazing in the sack.
I had the most excellent time last night with my Squido Mc Bishi.. he makes my vagina drool. 🤤

el squido 

the squidded one
kiya is el squido
el squido by someguy June 3, 2004

Squid In A Ditch 

A profound and controversial characterization of the female genitalia, where "Ditch" represents the angular, contoured bordering meat of the labia, and "Squid" depicts the amorphous, unidentifiable, moistened nonsense in between. Sometimes used as the final closing/mic drop term in adolescent "funny names for genitalia" competitions.
Dude, she pulled up her skirt and it totally looked like a frickin "Squid in a Ditch!"