One who does not know how to work freeview
"oi change the channel, oh wait you cant your a squib."
to Skateboard in monroeville, pa
He squibs around Monroeville.
At boyce skatepark.
People who show up to parties who a) never come to parties and only come because they actually heard about it b) are not wanted because of the previous statement and c) really arent wanted because they dont drink or have fun, but simply come to find drunk hookups.
Some squibs showed up to my house last week so this time around i will have to regulate.
To be afraid or fearful of something or someone - to chicken out.
Friend A: Sorry fellas, I can't come to the pub tonight, the missus said so.
Friends B, C and D: You fucking squib...
A short, witty, satirical comment in speech or writing.
He enjoyed sending squibs to the local newspaper.
A believer in conspiracy theories.
John's only purpose on our Facebook group was to post links to various conspiracy theories. He was a total squib.
Referring to a gay
male without the magical powers inherent to the homosexual
subspecies. A take off on the Harry Potter term, a squib is born special (like a wizard
being that he's gay) but has no powers (like a muggle
). Characteristics include but are not limited to the inability to dress fashionably or understand the basic laws of fashion, poor hygiene, being fairly unattractive, and lacking the level of intelligence and success rate among normally gifted homosexuals.
Variations include the adjective squiby and squibiness
Ugh why does Jason look like that? He's such a squib.
Can you smell the squibiness in the air? Freddie must be around here somewhere.