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15.
Referring to a gay male without the magical powers inherent to the homosexual subspecies. A take off on the Harry Potter term, a squib is born special (like a wizard being that he's gay) but has no powers (like a muggle). Characteristics include but are not limited to the inability to dress fashionably or understand the basic laws of fashion, poor hygiene, being fairly unattractive, and lacking the level of intelligence and success rate among normally gifted homosexuals.

Variations include the adjective squiby and squibiness
Ugh why does Jason look like that? He's such a squib.

Can you smell the squibiness in the air? Freddie must be around here somewhere.
by NGinEar January 29, 2012
 
16.
v. to fakeout a friend by looking just past them and pretending to see someone you know by looking excited and waving your hand like you're trying to get their attention.
Guy 1: (looking just past the shoulder of the victim) "Mikey, what's up man? How are you?"

Guy 2: (turns around to look at who Guy 1 is talking to)

Guy 1: "Squib! Gotcha bro!"

Guy 2: "Man I feel like such an idiot."
Guy 1: "You ARE an idiot."
by 2Dice February 05, 2010
 
17.
A slang term for cigarette. Used in and around central Arkansas.
"Hey, you wanna kick a squib?"
by Anacrusis June 14, 2009
 
18.
A ridiculous game played on a billiards table that includes a cyclical order in turns of 2 to how ever many balls there are in pool players in which you attempt to knock people out by somehow stopping the ball in play with the cue ball. The ways to stop it is by knocking it into a hole in play or physically stopping the ball before the next person can keep it rolling. Rules include that you can only throw from the ends of the table and you can't knock the balls into the holes adjacent to where you're throwing from. Contact is encouraged and breaking things is common. Potentially one of the most ridiculously random and fun games ever created.
I played squib last night and broke my arm and a mirror. It was so badass.
by squibcreater4 February 25, 2008
 
19.
a uncommon word used in online gaming to taunt people who are less skilled than you. it is un common because it is very similar to noob and Nub.
loosader: lol ur a nub
coobalie: FSTU Squib
by Dragon5 August 30, 2007
 
20.
an explanation for any amount of time you so choose. it could be five minutes , it could be five years, it don't matter. and you know if you use it right because it FEELS right.
wrong: I'm going to the store for a squib.

right: I'm going to the store, I'll be back in a squib.

wrong: Squib.

right: Squib squib squib.
by Jennifer Worm for Chad Hagen August 29, 2007
 
21.
A dud.(used as a derogatory comment)
Guy 1: He looks like a Squib.
Guy 2: Ooo burn on the Squib.
by XeroExp January 18, 2005