squanch: To stop, put down, or generally put an end to something.
Buzz squanch: a person who just ruins a good time because they suck.
Buzz squanch: a person who just ruins a good time because they suck.
" God john is such a buzz squanch, whenever he comes around he turns on the lights, throws out the beers, and sends all our good pussy home"
by arock July 22, 2014
When a Squishmallow stuffed toy is given a sizable opening where a male inserts his sailor into and brutally fucks to completion.
by NJP777 February 12, 2021
Damn son, u can't hang your donkey in the closet n stroke him till he cums. U a stout ass chod, wait I mean a.... donkey squanching quy!
by Krazy Quyliller November 7, 2017
When you are not "actually" indian but you tell everyone you are.
You look nothing like REAL indian heritage, you do not endure in any of their unique skills & have no understanding of your tribe. Indian Squanch's normally order a ham and cheese sandwich when they are out to dinner, they do not know how to spear a fish because they are afraid of the water & they secretly rut in November. If you ever run into an indian squanch, just turn around and say "Bye Felicia"
You look nothing like REAL indian heritage, you do not endure in any of their unique skills & have no understanding of your tribe. Indian Squanch's normally order a ham and cheese sandwich when they are out to dinner, they do not know how to spear a fish because they are afraid of the water & they secretly rut in November. If you ever run into an indian squanch, just turn around and say "Bye Felicia"
by Littlebear90 November 5, 2022
A pair of two yeti like creatures that are common to North American "lifestyle" centers. They are slow-moving, peaceful creatures, usually covered in moss or fungus. They spend about 3/4 of their lives hibernating or preparing to. Non-dangerous unless you threaten their offspring or xannies. They typically form a symbiotic relationship with pan-american shithound.
by Volktronn February 25, 2018
by Shekelboy April 1, 2020
by Squanchy July 12, 2022