A fart so rare and terrifying that it deserves its own name. Often found in confined spaces where its victims can not escape its wrath.
My god, its the squanch. Break out the gas masks.
The squanch is the mascot of Tetazoo, a residence hall in East Campus of MIT. It was reportedly created out of a long ago acid trip that went right. It is roughly the shape of a coat hanger, and is always seen holding a single bent flower and a sign proclaiming 'Hackito Ergo Sum'
Person 1: What type of dog did James E. Tetazoo have?
Person 2: It's a squanch!
The act of male on male scissoring. The men spread their legs in a "Y" (scissor) shape and place scrotum's together, usually behind the other party's testicular sac, and proceed to pleasure one another.
Man, my sac hurts! Next time we squanch, one of us needs to shave so it's not like our balls are Velcroed together..
See also scissoring
A word that can be used for any other word,like a place holder.
Man that was a squanch move.
To steal or act of stealing "squanch". someone who bums aorund other peoples places of residence unwantedly, eating their food and smoking their weed.
That mother fucker squanched our nuggets.
The guy on the couch is a squanch
a penis that is fatter than it is long which usually results in men sitting down in order to piss and clogged vaginas
I tried to jack-off but i couldn't get a good grip on my squanch
When someone (often a fat person with lots of back hair) jerks off and is to lazy to bother cleaning up, so they simply ejaculate it on the carpat in the room. This often results in a bright white carpet when exposed to a U.V light.
Alex jacks off, rolls and squanchs on the floor, just look at it glow. What a lazy, hairy, fat, useless, fuck.