To collect your trash or old appliances for disposal into a selected business dumpster, typically in the wee hours.
I squaffled my old oven at K-Mart.
by Cruziana June 20, 2020
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A squaffle is an attempt to excrete methane gas out of the anal sphincter in secret. Upon being discovered, if the fart remains unclaimed by said squaffler, it is known as a squaffle.

An assumption that someone farted.
Who squaffled?

Yeah I was with her last night and totally had a squaffle. She is still trying to figure out what that smell was.

Dude, I'm pretty sure my girl squaffled last night.
by Lil popcorn popper April 11, 2016
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A squirrel cooked in a waffle-iron. A delicacy originating in hartford Connecticut. Squaffle can also refer to any type of small, common, urban wildlife (e.g. a Pigeon) cooked on a waffle-iron.
May I have some of your squaffle? It looks delicious.

I tend to prefer rodents rather than birds in my squaffle
by jabber.on April 11, 2010
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During Sex a peice of cooked deli meat is tied to a piece of twine and penetrated inside the partners hole / holes, then pulled out when the person reaches climax.
Squaffling
by Arnold Von-Scnitz January 6, 2010
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The bodily excretions formed due to heat, between the thighs of an extremly overweight person.
1. Can you smell the squaffle on that! (as the desciber points to an extremly obese person).
2. That person is a squaffler.
3. Squaffleitis. The medical condition that causes squaffle.
by Music Talks August 11, 2007
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A Street version of Ping Pong where four or more players compete for combo points. Usually has two net players per team and 1 back player. Combo's are scored by best tricks and combo's.
Squaffle at Radders house?
by aliw May 7, 2007
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A mix between a squabble and a quarrel.
Janine and Tim had a squffle about the pancake syrup.
by Daniel September 10, 2004
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