"So I've been out on 5 dates with this chick, I figured I would've gotten laid by now. I haven't even gotten a kiss yet. I got the big squadouche with this girl!
by Big Cali December 9, 2006
by XxPRAXISxX February 5, 2008
A term used to refer to huge douchebags. Usually used in reference to a guy that completely sucks to the point that he has surpassed doucheness. He will usually have gelled hair and a shirt unbuttoned three-five buttons.
So I was talking to this chick and this total squadouche came and interrupted. All he talked about was his new fuckin hair cut and taking yager bombs.
by ssi_bulldawg November 8, 2007
When my colleague advised me to bring my satchel to the client's offices, I thought to myself, "What a squadouche that guy is. Who uses the word 'satchel?'"
by Rock Rogers December 15, 2005
by El Conquistador de Amor May 21, 2009
"I've got squadouche." (my poker hand resulted in nothing)
"What are you doing?" "Squadouche"
(like on a Friday night when you are at home being lame because you have nothing better to do)
"What are you doing?" "Squadouche"
(like on a Friday night when you are at home being lame because you have nothing better to do)
by kristy1076 January 30, 2009
by 5nake13ite July 13, 2008