squadouche

Squadouche means zero, zip, nada, nothing, perhaps even less than nothing.

"So I've been out on 5 dates with this chick, I figured I would've gotten laid by now. I haven't even gotten a kiss yet. I got the big squadouche with this girl!

by Big Cali December 10, 2006

squadouche

Nothing; nothing of value.

I bet you off your (poker) hand when all I held was squadouche.

by XxPRAXISxX February 5, 2008

squadouche

A term used to refer to huge douchebags. Usually used in reference to a guy that completely sucks to the point that he has surpassed doucheness. He will usually have gelled hair and a shirt unbuttoned three-five buttons.

So I was talking to this chick and this total squadouche came and interrupted. All he talked about was his new fuckin hair cut and taking yager bombs.

by ssi_bulldawg December 1, 2007

squadouche

A tool, nerd, nebbish, or otherwise annoying fellow.

When my colleague advised me to bring my satchel to the client's offices, I thought to myself, "What a squadouche that guy is. Who uses the word 'satchel?'"

by Rock Rogers July 29, 2008

Squadouche

A mythical bear that smells like rich mahogany.

I'm as strong and majestic as Squadouche.

by El Conquistador de Amor May 21, 2009

Squadouche

nothing, in a bad way

A combination of squat+douche

"I've got squadouche." (my poker hand resulted in nothing)

"What are you doing?" "Squadouche"
(like on a Friday night when you are at home being lame because you have nothing better to do)

by kristy1076 January 30, 2009

squadouche

It means to move douchebag!

I couldn't get that rich white boy to squadouche.

by 5nake13ite August 6, 2008