Sporkerize 

To modify a common object to make it multipurpose.

I have to sporkerize this app so it also provides weather data also .

Sporkerize by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

Spunkerchief

A crusty, flaking piece of cloth used to clean one's body after an intense night of 'self appreciation'.

I used my spunkerchief to wipe my sex wee of my jazz mag

Spunkerchief by Kevin Watkins February 27, 2004

old spunker 

A mature promiscuous woman, a senior lady who still enjoys being sexually active.

John
Would you be offended if you was called an old spunker ?

Cath
It shouldn’t bother you John as it actually refers to a mature promiscuous woman!

old spunker by AzTheGeek November 5, 2018

spunker

a milf over the age of fifty.variations include spunkilicious and spunk dumpster.

"damn, your grandma is a spunker."

spunker by clumas May 7, 2005

Spucker 

I person who starts out spooning with a person in bed, but leads to random and meaningless sexual intercourse.

Pam is suck a spucker, every time she cuddles with a guy she ends up having sex.

Spucker by Sparkyhgn February 4, 2010

spunkerlong 

A Man who has one nut so he can fuck for a long time before he comes. this can be good and bad for the girl, she can have a hell of a lot of Orgasoms but the next day she can't even walk.

Stephen B is a spunkerlong

spunkerlong by Crispy6983 May 18, 2006

spurter 

what one may call a female that ejaculates out of the vagina and/or may be able to shoot objects across the room

I shagged this chick last night and got soaked because she is a spurter.

spurter by The Dirty Hebrew April 22, 2003