3 definitions by Robin McG

DeVry university

The place you go when your parents forget to set up a college fund for you. Your GPA is less than 0.5. And you don't have any talents, skills, or ethnic status to fall back on.

"After 7 years in high school, now that you graduated, where will you go?"
"DeVry!"

by Robin McG June 3, 2004

Astroworld

The best theme park to go to if you want to fall out of a roller coaster.

Chris: "How did your baby brother die?"
Gary: "We went to Astroworld."
Chris: "Oh...I'm sorry to hear that."

by Robin McG June 3, 2004

Sprint

the best phone service to turn to, if you want to be overcharged, denied minutes and deal with ghetto customer service 'representatives' who keep trying to get me to sign up for the latest 'fantastic offer'.

2. An easy excuse for dodging phone calls.

EXAMPLE 1
*girl looks at her phone bill* "$387 dollars! I only talked for 10 damn minutes. Fucking Sprint."

EXAMPLE 2
Girl: "Why don't you ever answer my phone calls? Don't you love me?"
Boy: "I got sprint."
Girl: "oh"

by Robin McG June 3, 2004