spraynard 

Someone is disappoint in son

I'm so spraynard with you

spraynard by Baby in a Blender February 19, 2010

spray fart

A projectile fart of a certain liquid and sonic magnitude.

"Did you rip ass?"
"Yeah, Spray Fart"

"The Ric just spray farted. I think he's in the bathroom checking for stains"

*Alternate spelling: spray faht

spray fart by jesse March 9, 2005

spray fart

in large individuals, when your butt cheeks are wet and you fart, the juices project onto your undergarments and pants, causing them to smell like a bleach-shit mixture, and taints everything you sit on with that undesirable smell.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFT

damn fat dude, wut u do dat for.

i have no control over my wet bottom, and what comes out of it. pfft spray fart

spray fart by drosk1727 October 23, 2010

Sprayfest

Invented by a male for pro-male vocabulary.....to salute or honor your kitten by spraying or shooting massive amounts of cum...once...twice...constant...

An amazing and cum inducing fuck session.....word can also be used for an amazing group sex session....

"she was unreal....i had a major sprayfest...."

"usually that swinger/group thing is kinda lame, but last nite we were in the middle of a fuckin' sprayfest."

Sprayfest by The Loveman December 12, 2009

vagina spray fart 

comonly known as a queef with liquid spray exuting from the vagina.... usually may take place while or as a female has reached her peak and has extra juices, also known as cum... the queef pressures the cum out and that is why the spray fart exists

"Oh my god , bitch u just vagina spray farted all over my dick."

vagina spray fart by sissizzle January 5, 2009

Spray Fart

A hot girl that only hangs out to drink all of your beer and smoke all of your weed, and don't bring anything to the table. Often leave you feeling pissed off.

Bro, Emilie and Ashleigh are such Spray Farts. They drank all of our beer and we didn't even get any last night. FUCK THAT.

Spray Fart by ChinoSlim August 2, 2010

Spraydar 

The ability to identify an individual that uses spray tan, solely on your visual analysis - without asking them directly.

Stacey: Wow, get a load of her fake tan!

Brittany: What do you mean? Looks real to me.

Stacey: My spraydar is stellar - orange ankles, always a giveaway.

Spraydar by T Ranft CBUS June 16, 2010