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Invented by a male for pro-male vocabulary.....to salute or honor your kitten by spraying or shooting massive amounts of cum...once...twice...constant...

An amazing and cum inducing fuck session.....word can also be used for an amazing group sex session....
"she was unreal....i had a major sprayfest...."

"usually that swinger/group thing is kinda lame, but last nite we were in the middle of a fuckin' sprayfest."
Sprayfest by The Loveman December 12, 2009
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splatfest 

A monthly tournament in the game Splatoon. Each participant must choose a team, for example, spongebob vs. Patrick. The tournament is region-specific, thus America and European countries do not have to compete with the vast hoard of ninja Japanese players from hell. The reward for winning is a bunch if snails and a mother and father who say they are proud of you but weep in the night
Yo, you getting in on the splatfest this weekend?

Nah, I smashed my Wii U after losing 300-0 to some Japanese dudes.
splatfest by binky bojangles May 31, 2016

Slayfest 

(n.) A period of time consisting of complete and uncontrolled slaying of a girl (or guy), usually following the end of a serious relationship
Savage 1: Yo bro my girl and I just broke up after 2 years together
Savage 2: Time to go on a slayfest then dude!!
Slayfest by C the Savage October 19, 2016

Sprayzetortion 

Threatening to bring an argument from one group chat into another group chat, usually containing more people. This is usually done to convince the other person to admit that they are wrong.
Amity: Your profile picture should not determine whether you are a furry or not!
Demitri: I'm bringing this to the other group chat.
Amity: No! Please don't use sprayzetortion on me.
Sprayzetortion by XenoPixel June 2, 2019

Splatfest 

A splatfest is where you pick a side and do turf wars to decide which one is better!
Person 1:Hey! What side are you on in the splatfest? I'm on Cake
Person 2: Nice! I'm on side ice cream!
Splatfest by Evilsquid_ April 14, 2022

slayfest 

To slay it at a festival. when you're killing it so hard that you're slayfesting!
commonly used in the southern californian underground house music festival community.
You guys are fucking SLAYFESTING so hard right now!
slayfest by Chucked1 January 16, 2016

slayfest 

In spear fishing, a term used to describe the absolute fucking of a coral reef ecosystem.
Douchebag 1: Yo you going down to the reef tonight for SlayFest?

Douchebag 2: Hell yeah bro! We're going to destroy that reef so hard!

Together: SLAYFEST! SLAYFEST! SLAYFEST!
slayfest by WhiteMan22 April 22, 2016
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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