Sprainus

An aliment caused by the passing of an abnormally large stool.

"Blimey! that was like crapping a melon! I think I've caused myself a sprainus”

Sprainus by Mr NT September 14, 2010

spraint 

Otter shit. Known for its distinctive smell.

Smells like spraint! Rotten spraint! Why you bring that spraint in here of all places?!

spraint by $$$ CASH MONEY PLAYA $$$$ July 11, 2010

spraint 

shortened term for "spray-paint."

aye i just got some sickass stencils, wanna go spraint something?

spraint by Freddy said so. August 1, 2007

Sprainish Inquisition 

When you never expected to sprain your ankle during a walk.

Me: Ouch!

Friend: What's up my dude?
Me: I just sprained my ankle because of that curb!

Friend: Aw man, that's some Sprainish Inquisition right there homie.

Sprainish Inquisition by Krizonaux August 29, 2019

Hill Sprints 

A workout or exercise routine. Run like hell up a steep gradient for 50 to 100 meters, walk back down, recover, and do it again...and again. The workout ends when your lungs are exploding and your butt is shaking and you can barely stand. The first few times you will hate yourself, but then you will love the pain and the results. Eventually you will be a hot and beautiful badass.

We don't need no stinkin' ab crunches or butt lunges. We do hill sprints, bitches.

Reason suggests my beer gut, muffin top, and batwings make me vulnerable in a zombie apocalypse. I could run hill sprints every day and eat better, but zombies aren't real.

Hill Sprints by alixDDD January 30, 2015

Straints 

The best Call of Duty player ever alive. Better than anyone on MLG and Game Battles.

Yo that guy Straints is so good at Call of Duty, I wish one day I could be as good as him

Straints by MLG Fourms March 4, 2011

spraint 

Term for a sprained taint.

One of my patients came in yesterday with a spraint. She said she had a wild night of passionate sex that may have caused it.

spraint by Mark D. January 31, 2005