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Abnormal and often painful swelling of the taint. Symptoms include profuse sweating in the taint area and/or minor bleeding. An untreated straint may transform into a "taintotoma"

see "taintotoma"
That fart was so diesel, that I got a straint
by iLLapino January 06, 2011

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The best Call of Duty player ever alive. Better than anyone on MLG and Game Battles.
Yo that guy Straints is so good at Call of Duty, I wish one day I could be as good as him
by MLG Fourms February 17, 2011

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The best/tryhard Xbox player in the world. Better than MLG or anyone in gamebattles!
Straints is too good for MLG
by Big Papi Chulo February 08, 2011

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The best/tryhard Xbox player in the world. Better than MLG or anyone in gamebattles!
Straints is too good for MLG
by Big Papi Chulo February 08, 2011

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