Johnny: What is that apparatus with which you are sporking feces at the bus boy?
Billy: That's my chack-twackler.
Johnny: What's a chack-twackler?
Billy: A penis.
A spork combines a fork and a spoon, sacrificing the functionality of both
I tried to use a spork to eat, but it just wouldn't work.
a horribly racist and derogatory term for that certain type of foreigners: you know who im talking about
Ernest: duuude goddamn sporks comming up in our country taking our jobs. who the fuck do they think they are??
Timmy: yeahh umm a spork is actually a hybrid between a fork and a spoon so i have no idea what your talking about.
Ernest: shut the fuck up.
A spork is the most awesome eating utensil known to man. It is the combination of a spoon and a fork and should be used to eat corn. Because corn is equally awesome.
Paco used his spork to scoop the corn on his plate and then to stab the last few delicious pieces.
Somewhat like the force but with much more power. Those with the spork rule over others, much like StarWars but sadly, the lightsabers are the mortal enemy of the spork and the movie could not contain both great creations.
Yoda - Strong within you the spork is!
Jim - No kidding, Bill scared the shit out of me and I almost inhaled it! Oh wait, did you say spork, I thought you was on about the f***ing force again. Damn I am sick of that shit.
Yoda - mmmm
a mutated spoon
sporks are an abominaition to the spoon alliance
It's a Fork AND a Spoon
Best idea EVER thought up by man