2 definitions by I am the Squid
1.) a person very much askew, most likely a hipster , douche bag , dickhead or frat boy ; overly ironic and parody of one's self image.
2.) absolute asshole.
2.) absolute asshole.
by I am the Squid December 9, 2010
1.) the act of spooning while your erect penis is inserted. This involves no motion, just a one simple thrust and you are sporking.
2.) a laying down hug with a motionless inserted penis.
3.) spooning with a fully inserted erection.
2.) a laying down hug with a motionless inserted penis.
3.) spooning with a fully inserted erection.
I had a raging hard on but she didn't feel like boning...so I put it in and we just laid there and sporked.
by I am the Squid December 11, 2010