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45.
To launch
Johnny: What is that apparatus with which you are sporking feces at the bus boy?

Billy: That's my chack-twackler.

Johnny: What's a chack-twackler?

Billy: A penis.

Johnny: Oh.
by Wyatt Edwards September 11, 2009
 
29.
to spoon and to fork at the same time
If spoon is to cuddle and fork is to #*^%, than spork is the two combined,
by Mr.Spiral April 08, 2011
 
30.
Spotted Pork
Beyond Spam, there's the madness of the meat-like product that is Spork.
by Samuel Griffon September 18, 2010
 
31.
The act of advanced spooning

It is what cuddling can lead to right before intercourse. It involves touching of private areas and kissing.

Similar to making out but is much more intense
He was trying hard to have sex with me but i just wanted to spork.

Forget the spoon I wanna spork!
by DoubleDunk April 07, 2009
 
32.
An ancient deadly weapon
Fuck he's got a spork!
by WaNkMaStA tEaPoT + Co. July 08, 2005
 
33.
When you cuddle with a person and then fuck them, so you fuck while cuddling.
Dude me and my girlfriend totally sporked last night.
by Babiigirlhere July 05, 2011
 
34.
A spork is a when your hair parts in the part of your bangs. Say you have a side sweep style of bangs, and then a gap forms making your side sweep look messy and flat.
you have a spork, would you like a brush?
by F@$H0 January 31, 2010
 
35.
When two or more men make spoons. (sporking, making sporks)
I wanna be the big spork this time!
by littleBane December 21, 2009