An awesome assassin game played with a large group of people over an extended period of time. every player receives a spork and a target...the point is to catch your target when they don't have their spork in their hand and stab them with yours, therefore eliminating them. if you charge people to play, the remaining players split the money in the pot when the game is over.
"Did you hear? Sarah broke into Danny's house last night and sporked him while he was asleep...he's so mad!"
by GasMaskRequired April 25, 2010
When a girl wants to spoon but a guy wants to do more and pokes her with his member, much like that of a spoon with a pointy end.
David was spooning with his girl and became bored. He decided to spork her to see if she would be up for relations.
by bedubya January 31, 2011
a straight girl (not a bi-sexual) whose attracted to lesbians but can never commit to the clam burger diet.
Gretchen is the spork of the group, she'll kiss Jane but she won't fuck her.
by Ralph Geebers January 24, 2011
1. A cross between a fork and a spoon

2. An alternate name for Spirk
1. Ricky: Sporks are the best utensil ever!

2. Fangirl: Have you seen Amok Time!? There was SO much Spork! ::sqeee!!!:
by The Closet Fangirl February 24, 2010
1. In the fooly cooly series, it means Cleavage. Feel free to yell it out whenever you see huge tits.

2. A spoon and a fork combined to make the ultimate TV dinner experience!
1. *Stacked girl walks by* "SPORK!"

2. Thank god for this spork. Now I don't have to reach my fat ass across the room!
by flclimax1 March 02, 2008
To spoon while the male has an erection, creating a bump like a spork.
I was sporking with my wife.
by JohnF91 June 06, 2014
a spork is what comes 5 month later after a spoon and fork love each other very much, but are too horny, drunk and clumsy to remember to wear a condom. to make it worse miss spoon parents are catholic so they forbid her daugther to get an abortion and force fork to marry her even when they're just high school teens, trunking they deluded dreams and hopes, forced to become teen parents. unfortunely daddy never gets to see his child born because he dies 3 mouth later of a meth overdose due the pressure of his wrong actions and rush desitions, now mommy spoon face her dark fate of becoming a single mom before she is even allowed into a bar all this stress induce a premature labor before the chromosome Y completed the transformation of the fetus causing the creature not to becaming a fully developed fork neither a spoon
Hospital saint-silverware

"middle of premature labor"
nurse: push
ms. spoon: nnnghaaaah!
doctor: I can see its head on more time, harder!
ms. spoon: aaaaanggAAHH!
doctor: is a fork... no wait... is a spork!?
baby spork: niiaaah *sniff* niiiaaaah...
ms. spoon: what?! lemme see
by 26muel November 13, 2013

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