An eating utensil that is not a good spoon and not a good fork. Can also be used when referring to someone that is below average or mediocre at an activity.
Lindsay Lohan is a real spork on the big screen.
by MizzouTigers February 03, 2012
An awesome assassin game played with a large group of people over an extended period of time. every player receives a spork and a target...the point is to catch your target when they don't have their spork in their hand and stab them with yours, therefore eliminating them. if you charge people to play, the remaining players split the money in the pot when the game is over.
"Did you hear? Sarah broke into Danny's house last night and sporked him while he was asleep...he's so mad!"
by GasMaskRequired April 25, 2010
1. In the fooly cooly series, it means Cleavage. Feel free to yell it out whenever you see huge tits.

2. A spoon and a fork combined to make the ultimate TV dinner experience!
1. *Stacked girl walks by* "SPORK!"

2. Thank god for this spork. Now I don't have to reach my fat ass across the room!
by flclimax1 March 02, 2008
A utensil much like a spoon but with points to pick up something like meat
I want a spoon but my food must also be skewered to be picked up. So I will use a spork.
a spork is what comes 5 month later after a spoon and fork love each other very much, but are too horny, drunk and clumsy to remember to wear a condom. to make it worse miss spoon parents are catholic so they forbid her daugther to get an abortion and force fork to marry her even when they're just high school teens, trunking they deluded dreams and hopes, forced to become teen parents. unfortunely daddy never gets to see his child born because he dies 3 mouth later of a meth overdose due the pressure of his wrong actions and rush desitions, now mommy spoon face her dark fate of becoming a single mom before she is even allowed into a bar all this stress induce a premature labor before the chromosome Y completed the transformation of the fetus causing the creature not to becaming a fully developed fork neither a spoon
Hospital saint-silverware

"middle of premature labor"
nurse: push
ms. spoon: nnnghaaaah!
doctor: I can see its head on more time, harder!
ms. spoon: aaaaanggAAHH!
doctor: is a fork... no wait... is a spork!?
baby spork: niiaaah *sniff* niiiaaaah...
ms. spoon: what?! lemme see
by 26muel November 13, 2013
1. A cross between a fork and a spoon

2. An alternate name for Spirk
1. Ricky: Sporks are the best utensil ever!

2. Fangirl: Have you seen Amok Time!? There was SO much Spork! ::sqeee!!!:
by The Closet Fangirl February 24, 2010
To spoon while the male has an erection, creating a bump like a spork.
I was sporking with my wife.
by Señor Heisenberg June 06, 2014
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