Ryan Spooner

a really mean boy who farts on others

that Ryan Spooner is a real hoax

by the geest of the gee March 28, 2018

Street-spooner

Someone so desperate for human interaction that they spoon on the street.

“Did you see Henry spooning on the street?”
“Yeah man, he really wants a cuddle”
“What a street-spooner”

by Pringles123 October 14, 2018

Uncle Spooner

When you spend the night at your cousin’s house and you wake up in the middle of the night being aggressively spooned by your uncle with a little something stiff knocking on your back door.

I thought I was dreaming till I realized I was awake and getting the old uncle spooner.

by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2018

Raging Spooner

1) the erection, often unwanted and unintentional, that a man has while spooning with another female

2) the erection that results from spooning furiously

Her: "So I was spooning with Tom in bed last night and I all I could feel was his raging spooner poking me in the back!"

Friend: "Eww...Grosss!"

by samsayton March 19, 2011

A Kayden Spooner

Kayden Spooner references to someone who is a male who loves spooning other males, usually their partner or *special* friend/crush. They usually get really embarrassed when you bring it up and sometimes turns defensive and flustered.

*your at a sleepover and your two male friends are spooning*
"oh guys, your such A Kayden Spooner!"

by Imverysmart:) September 10, 2023

spooner-d

a religion in which u must masterbate before the school bus comes in the morning

nasty natural nadnerb jerking off every morning before the bus gets to his house

by im anthony April 14, 2004

Simon Spooner

Usually hairy bald men. These creatures do not feel pain, but are very susceptible to the common cold and will weep in solitude for hours.

These men have no testicles.

That guys such a Simon Spooner!

by Everyone...deal with it. September 23, 2011