spoon-fuck 

Used to describe the sexual position "spoons." Distinct from spoons without intercourse.

Touch my clitie whilst you spoon-fuck me, Dave.
Ok, Annie.

spoon-fuck by HarryTortoise November 28, 2007

fuck me sideways with a spoon 

An exclamation used when things are completely screwed, or to express surprise at something.

Staff member: Dude, the fryers are on fire.
Manager: Oh fuck me sideways with a spoon!!

Boy: I have herpes.
Girl: Oh fuck me sideways with a spoon!!
Boy: I'll have to from now on ...

fuck me sideways with a spoon by Scutha January 18, 2008

Fuck Me Backwards With A Spoon 

What it means is FML

Fuck Me Backwards With A Spoon

Fuck Me Backwards With A Spoon by tiktikboom3 March 20, 2017

spoon fucking

spooning and fucking at the same damn time.

Yo, we woke up spooning, so i slip up in it. We were spoon fucking for a couple hours

spoon fucking by Andrew Kulinski April 25, 2014

you fucking spoon 

An insult

Bob: why didn't you call me last night?
Kim: Because I'm not intrested!

Bob: What?
Kim: take a hint you fucking spoon

you fucking spoon by whats it to you??????? May 27, 2017

Fucked By a Rusty Spoon 

#1. A phrase used to describe the resent or displeasure one has to perform a task or assignment. Used to make such a task given more painful or agonizing than getting fucked by a rusty spoon.

#2. A term of excitement, surprise, or awe.

#1a. I'd rather get fucked by a rusty spoon than go out with that chick.

#1b. Mom: "Daniel, take out the trash and clean the dishes!"
Daniel: "I'd prefer getting fucked by a rusty spoon than do that!"

#2. Brianna: "I won a trip to the Bahamas!"
Will: "Well I'll be fucked by a rusty spoon, that's great!"

Fucked By a Rusty Spoon by reditalia593 March 14, 2010

fucking spoon 

An extremely fucktarded person, far worse than a munter or minger

"I went poopy in my pants"
"Your a fucking spoon!"

fucking spoon by mingmingming May 10, 2006