Top Definition
An exclamation used when things are completely screwed, or to express surprise at something.
Staff member: Dude, the fryers are on fire.
Manager: Oh fuck me sideways with a spoon!!

Boy: I have herpes.
Girl: Oh fuck me sideways with a spoon!!
Boy: I'll have to from now on ...
by Scutha January 18, 2008

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