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Spongeshit 

Spongeshit is a Yellow Sponge who lives under a dead Poʀnapple in the Sea Spongeshit shitpants !!
Spongeshit friends are Shitward and Mr. Shit his bestfriend is Patshit Shit Shit Shit!
Everyfish lives in the Bottom of the Girl's Bikini
And his pet Snail name is Garshit and his number one enemy is Plankshit
Here is the Into Song Lyrics in the Spongeshit Squareshit:
Are ya ready shits?
(Aye, aye, Asshole)
I can't Fuck you
(Aye, aye, Asshole)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Who lives in a Poʀnapple under the shit?
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
Banana and Spongy and poʀnous is he?
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
If having sex something you lack?
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
Then drop on my Dick and Suck like a Snake!
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
Ready?
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
Friend: Hey broshit have you heard of Spongebob Squarepants?
Me: what is that?
Friend: A Cartoon animated Series for ki-
Me: Oh I heard that there is a Sequal!
Friend: Wow what is it?
Me: Spongeshit Squareshit
Friend: the fuck is that?
Me: you will never know...
Spongeshit by Victor Gamer April 28, 2021
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Spongesexual 

A sexuality regarding the show 'Spongebob Squarepants', started in the musical community because the actor is an absolute hottie named Ethan Slater.
Friend: I'm homosexual, how about you?
Me: I'm spongesexual.
Friend: What the fuck-
Someone who lives off of others like a parasite, continually taking advantage of their generosity and good will.
"You need to tell your new boyfriend to get a job! He's taking advantage of you! He's a total sponger!"
sponger by FoxLily August 8, 2013

Spongesploff 

A word to describe an undescribable word.
"The food is spongesploff!"
"Huh?"
"It means it's undescribable,"
"Oh,"
A person who repeatedly borrows things. Often a person who also doesnt return them and adopts the attitude that you exist solely as a free equipment supply warehouse.

This stems from an underlying attitude problem where the person believes they will get away with whatever they can, to get through life.

This is not to be confused with genuine forgetfulness, where a person will feel openly guilty when borrowing from you and will buy their own gear immediately afterwards.

This person comes under the category as a pseudofriend

Possible solutions include openly embarrasing the person infront of others, or lend them broken gear. Embarrasment doesnt always work as they have no pride in themselves, and they will always return something that's broken as they will have no use for it.
What a bloody sponger?! Every day he asks to borrow something and I never get it back.

Sod off! I'm not a walking stationery shop you sponger!
sponger by missadventure November 1, 2006

spongeroadies 

A bunch of horny hoes who love UK boyband Roadtrip. They also ship Javie but they’re mainly just hoes
Oh, they’re a hoe?? They must be in Spongeroadies
spongeroadies by Sponges October 8, 2019
Another name for boobs. Mostly used to describe ones tits.
oh man, her sponges are so soft.
Sponges by Wallofsponges November 24, 2016