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Used to be an AWESOME show. If you think it's too kiddy, that's great. Go watch another show.

However, the recent episodes are not so great. Nickelodeon has ruined it.
by megabob July 10, 2008
An awesome little Sponge dude. Square. Yellow. Amazing. He lives in a Pineapple.
Dude did you see that episode of Spongebob last nite?
by spongebob<3 January 27, 2012
Over-merchandised Nickelodeon character with square pants.

The new episodes of spongebob, do indeed SUCK ASS. Because Stephen Hillenburg, the original director, left the show.

So yeah, the old Spongebob was better. c:
"So, Spongebob began in 1999, with some great original episodes. After the movie, it sucked. (:"
by Aangie November 29, 2007
The act of taking a razor blade and cutting multiple holes into a large box that often resembles a figure like spongebob. The person then draws eyes and a mouth and proceeds to ejaculate through all of the holes of the box.
Did you seem when mike posted a video of his spongebob! He was so drunk!
by The swag master September 09, 2013
To get head from a woman while she's soaping you up in the shower.
"Man, I got a great Sponge Bob last night!"
by Lara111 September 14, 2007
Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain"
I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN"

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea

"Spongebob squarepants"
Absorbant and yellow and porous is he

"Spongebob Squarepants"
If nautical nonsense be something you wish

"Spongebob Squarepants"
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish

"Spongebob Squarepants"
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Spongebob squarepants

I luv sponge bob Lola
by None Of Yo Business June 06, 2014
A sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. He works at the krusty krab. His friends are Sandy, Patrick and many more in the deep blue sea. He loves making krabby patties which are loved by many. He loves jelly fishing too. He wears square pants. He has a pet snail named Gary. He can't seem to get his boating licences. He's in a cartoon so look it up, very funny.
SpongeBob SquarePants is friends with Patrick Star and they enjoy jelly fishing in the deep blue sea.
by my name is confidential March 16, 2014