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when a guy jizzes in a girls ear, then rubs it all around in her ear with his dick.
mrs. figgy was having hearing problems so i gave the bitch an ear cream pie but it didnt help her at all so i spongebobed her and knocked out her teeth with the sponge which she ate instantly upon waking up.
by creamsoduh October 16, 2007