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8.
The name of an underwater sponge who has his own show on Nickelodeon.He is yellow, has no hair (bald), has blue eyes, and wears squarepants.

Sex: Male
Sexuality: Asexual(which means he's not gay)
Race: ???
Friends: Patrick, Squidward(???), Sandy, Mr.Krabs
Pets: Gary, Larry (from the episode "Dumped"), Jerry (also from the episode "Dumped")
Age: 19 going on 20
SpongeBob is the best show ever to have hit television!
by SpongeSebastian June 02, 2006
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9.
A talking sponge of dubious sexuality.
There's a hint of broadway about Spong Bob...
by Don Wong October 26, 2003
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10.
acting in a way that stupefies oneself
Because of your lack of mental maturity, you are becoming more and more of a spongebob to your work enemies.
by xy_ran May 24, 2009
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11.
A TV show about a yellow sponge that lives underneath the ocean.

Was good until Hot Topic, and Claires had to go and sell it's merchandise, and every kid on the fucking world owned something "Spongebob". Spongebob backpacks, socks, T-Shirts, pants, boxers.

Was also ruined my the gay teacher at PJHS Mr.West.
WHAT THE FUCK IS NEXT!!?? G-STRINGS!? JOCK STRAPS!? DOO-RAGS!? CRACK PIPES!?! COME ON MAN!!!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
ABSORBANT AND YELLOW AND PORUS IS HE?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
His nautical nonsense is something to wish?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Who drops on the deck, and flops like a fish!?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!, SPONGEBO-:BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM:<I killed him wiht my gun!: :)
by Remy's Bitch January 28, 2005
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12.
An easily offended person
Friend 1: Dude, you suck!
Friend 2: I DO NOT SUCK!! *cries*
Friend 1: Geez, your such a spongebob!
by UnluckyIrishChick September 22, 2011
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13.
A yellow talking sponge that lives in bikini bottom with is pet snail next to his two friends patrick and squidwerd...
Turn to nickolidan and wait till it comes on
by Jasmine August 05, 2004
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14.
Commonly used term in the hood to describe a square, bitch nigga, or a snitch.
"And don't talk to square niggaz, you know, spongebobs
Kanye West niggaz, talking through the wire dawg"
-Slick Pulla
by SnowChief February 01, 2009
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