Some yellow sponge with eyeballs and a nasally voicebox. He has a pink starfish, a squid, and a squirrel that wears a spacesuit and has a fish bowl on it's head to breathe carbon dioxide over and over and doesn't die from it. He like to do fruity-tooty dances sometimes when he's with his retarded starfish lover. Steals free baloons. Lives in a pineapple. Goes to a driver's class with a teacher that is a blowfish but looks like a pepperoni pizza.
Spongebob's breath smelled like bullshit, causing mold to grow on the theatre he's in, eventually to the point where the theatre completely caves in.
by Wasabimoto March 25, 2007
A code word that can be used for porn
I'm bored and horny, im gonna watch some spongebob
by scarface2057 April 26, 2007
a very gay annoying little cartoon character that i worship on tv.
Spongebob: oh please will you stick this krabbypatty up my anus patrick
by xMest July 11, 2008
A 4th grader's fingerpaint except WITHOUT the talent

A cartoon created by Stephen Hillenburg, the person who also created Rocko's Modern Life
Man...I can't believe they replaced Rocko's Modern Life for this talking sponge that's suppose to be funny.
by Retrospect June 27, 2005
1.a nigga that wears square pants.
2.a krunk show that comes on Nickelodeon.
3.he lives in a pineapple unda the sea.
1.Who lives in a pineapple under tha sea?
sponge bob square pants!!!
2.Im ready! Im ready!
by Im Ready! July 16, 2004
You are a sponge bob if
1: Your laugh is gay as hell.
2: your friend is a starfish
3: you live in a pine apple.
4: if you never shut the fuck up!
Hey sponge bob, where your gay ass five armed fag? oh, he's in your pine apple? why dont you ever shut the fuck up you spongebob?
by Nestea Roxorz November 20, 2004
Short sweet and to the point, Spongebob is the antichrist, sent here to poison the youth of the world.
Spongebob will take over the world so that he can have nightly butt sex with Inuyasha.
by Griff March 24, 2005

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