cum on a sponge, wait til it gets rock hard then bash someone in the back of the head
My home economics teacher gave me an F, so i offered to do the dishes after school and stole the sponge and snuck up on her and bashed her head in with a spongebob and gave myself an A then after gave her an ear cream pie.
by creamsoduh October 16, 2007
He's lives in a Pinapple under the sea.
He's absorbant, yellow and porous.
He's a nautical nonsense that you wish for.
Go get down a deck and flop like a fish.

He's a little square dude who works at the Krusty Krab and chills with his friends Squidward, Sandy and Patrick (who lives under a rock.)

Funniest show ever.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm sick, Patrick. I'm going to the doctor.
Patrick: What? Oh no, you can't go!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Why not?
Patrick: I know a guy who knows a guy who went to the doctor, and the doctor's office is a horrible, horrible place.
SpongeBob SquarePants: It can't be as horrible as the suds.
Patrick: Oh, it is, SpongeBob. First, they make you sit in a... waiting room!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Is that the horrible part?
Patrick: No, it gets worse. They make you read... old magazines!
SpongeBob shrieks
Patrick: Then the doctor pulls out his stethoscope.
SpongeBob SquarePants: No!
Patrick: Yes! It's a device so sinister, so icy cold when it touches your bare flesh that... Pssh!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Aaah! No doctor! No stethoscope! No magazines! No Pssh! Patrick, I don't want to go to the doctor.
Patrick: Exactly.
by Marky-Mark August 11, 2007
The best little critter in the deep blue sea!
I love spongebob so much!
by Nikki June 16, 2003
Spoungbob fancies Sandy the squirrel.
As in Spongebob, he went on a date to her upside down fish bowl
by Lord Ali June 19, 2009
Argubually the most hillarious thing since Mr Bean although they have different kind of humor.Spongebob is actually a species of sea sponge but its shape is more resemble to kitchen sponge.The cartoon is really great and the joke are so hillarious and can appeal towards young and adult although this lasted only for 3 season.After that the show seems to go through motion and the creator seems to run out of idea.
The old episode of Spongebob is like Mr Bean where you would find it funny even after 10 years.The new one were somewhat more annoying than funny,but still enjoyable if you watch it on Monday.
by TangoYankee91 December 07, 2009
to give someone head
Yesterday this girl name Shaniqua gave me that sponge bob
by big daddy v August 01, 2007
A square sponge that wears square pants. He has his own animated television show on Nick and is appealing to kids because of the child-oriented animation, his not-so-bright best-friend Patrick, and stupid things he does. The show is also appealing to teenagers and adults because of the inside jokes that only they would understand and catch, its can in a minor way relate to the older audience in some way, the not-so-bright best-friend Patrick, and he stupid things he does, usually with patrick and/or squidward, the depressed, boring, Mr. Downside neighbor.
SpongeBob: (after waking up from a bad dream with every main charater) Ah!

(sees everyone hovering over his bed)
SpongeBob: Hey. What's going on? Are we having a pajama party?

Squidward: No! We are not!

Sandy Cheeks: Just do us all a favor and stay out of our dreams!

Squidward: Don't we get enough of you in the day?

Gary: Meow!

Patrick: Does anybody have a quarter?
by showing the adult in kid shows January 27, 2011
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