spit jack 

to give a male a handjob with spit as the lube.

My girlfriend gave me a spit jack at the movie theater last night.

spit jack by TroyB July 21, 2006

spit-lube jack-off 

A spit-lube jack-off is a masturbation session that a guy gives himself using his own saliva for lube if he's circumcised and out of his favorite lubricant.

Since I'm cut high & tight, when I'm out of Sliquid, I just have a spit-lube jack-off!

spit-lube jack-off by USAF Cadet March 29, 2021

splitback 

Splitback is a typically jolly chap who is outgoing and quite talkative. They tend to appeal to a lot of people with their sense of humor and positivity. Their intelligence surpasses quite a lot of the human race, which surprises many.

Wig, Splitback just won an award! He talks so much and is super nice, I never expected him to actually have some smarts.

splitback by splitback July 3, 2018

spitjacks 

So spit Jack's references the act of bursting out in laughter. Eg.. 'that bedard check just made me spit jack"

"Spitting flapjacks on one's knees"

that bedard check just made me Spitjacks"

spitjacks by Beantown4 October 19, 2023

Splitback 

A person or person's who can not be trusted to tell the truth after being caught lying about something stupid or irrelevant. A liar of the worst sort.

For som background I used to hear this phrase a lot in middle school. And even after I moved to a new town. Which makes me think that it is not local but I've never heard anyone say it since. I tried Google it but all that comes up a pictures of couches.

Me: a can't believe he would lie about something that's stupid, what is even the benefits you know? It just doesn't make any sense.

Friend: What a splitback

Splitback by Ddr99 May 7, 2024

Spit on my jacket 

The act of spitting on someones dick before or during a blowjob

Max spit on my jacket today

Spit on my jacket by papapattyp November 21, 2016