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an older person dressing or trying to act young
JoJo's mom is kinda splinky with the navel ring and the mini and always sayin' "Peace Out"
by clouseau November 12, 2004
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adjective. Happy, bouncy, cool, neat, fun! ...YAY! =)
Toe-socks are extremely splinky! Especially striped ones.
by Michele Morris April 08, 2006
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A marijuana-tobacco cigarette that uses a gentle 70:30 ratio of weed to tobacco to create the ultimate smoking pleasure.
I rolled a splinky last night and melted into my couch for an hour!
by MasterDub April 18, 2011
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When you spunk through the middle of a slinky onto your partner.
Guy 1: Yeah so uh I did a splinky last night it was epic.
Guy 2: That's fucken weird mate.
by Munkey nutts December 30, 2014
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a cigerette containing herbal substances eg. weed
fancy sharing a splinky?

this splinky is good shit!
by spaka January 13, 2004
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