the Art of milking a yak with your weakest hand, many people take their entire lives to perfect this art, others take their lives just finding out what the fuck it means.
Typical Chinese:In order to find true enlightenment you must splink
DoucheLOL: Y0 doode what is teh splinking and shiet
Typical Chinese:Shut your filthy bitch mouth and find out yourself you lazy cockslice!
DoucheLOL: Y0 doode what is teh splinking and shiet
Typical Chinese:Shut your filthy bitch mouth and find out yourself you lazy cockslice!
by Brunstwig March 3, 2013
Deep, adventurous thinking; being a useful combination of to "spelunk" (to cave dive) and to "think".
by lauderman March 2, 2018
n: a square ball
n: a chinese father, who is very strict, and when poked, makes a strange high pitched sound
n: a chinese father, who is very strict, and when poked, makes a strange high pitched sound
"raymond's a splink"
by caleb February 25, 2005
Incomprehensible road safety acronym from the 1970s. Apparently:
find a SAFE place to cross
Stand on the PAVEMENT
LOOK for traffic
IF traffic is coming, let it pass
When there is NO traffic near, walk across the road
KEEP looking and listening for traffic as you cross
find a SAFE place to cross
Stand on the PAVEMENT
LOOK for traffic
IF traffic is coming, let it pass
When there is NO traffic near, walk across the road
KEEP looking and listening for traffic as you cross
"Shit, I forgot to SPLINK!"
"If he hadn't spent so much time SPLINKING he might not have got run over."
"Bring back Jimmy Saville."
"You SPLINK me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round."
"Sweet SPLINKs are made of these, who am I to disagree?"
"SPLINKmas time, Misseltoe and wine, children SPLINKING Christian ryhme, with logs on the fire and SPLINK on the tree..."
"Mary loves SPLINK."
"If he hadn't spent so much time SPLINKING he might not have got run over."
"Bring back Jimmy Saville."
"You SPLINK me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round."
"Sweet SPLINKs are made of these, who am I to disagree?"
"SPLINKmas time, Misseltoe and wine, children SPLINKING Christian ryhme, with logs on the fire and SPLINK on the tree..."
"Mary loves SPLINK."
by SPLINKROXORZTEHBIGONE December 12, 2007
by tias mama October 10, 2015
by the connection April 28, 2003
by Johnny James October 4, 2006