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18 definitions by caleb

 
1.
The real agenda of homosexual activists is simple: the complete alteration of American society to fit the homosexual view of human sexuality, marriage and family. Claim they "are going to force Christians to recant everything they have believed or said about sexuality."

Accusing everyone of having a "thing" against gays.

"We have captured the liberal establishment and the press. We have already beaten you on a number of battlefields. And we have the spirit of the age on our side. You have neither the faith nor the strength to fight us, so you might as well surrender now." -Warren (Gay activist to the Church)

And they don't have an agenda? No, the rest of us are just homophobes because we disagree.
"We shall sodomize your sons .... We shall seduce them in your schools, in your dormitories, in your gymnasiums, in your locker rooms, in your sports arenas, in your seminaries, in your youth groups, in your movie theater bathrooms, in your army bunkhouses, in your truck stops, in your all-male clubs, in your houses of Congress, wherever men are with men together."
-Michael Swift

The gay agenda was just made up by the evil republicans! Those dirty Republicans are going to get us, they are all homophobes because they don't agree with gays!
by Caleb February 28, 2006
 
2.
A phrase used to get into anywhere or anything you want.
"We know Mason" to receptionist and get in without trouble while cutting the line.
by Caleb May 07, 2005
 
3.
n: a square ball
n: a chinese father, who is very strict, and when poked, makes a strange high pitched sound
"raymond's a splink"
by caleb February 24, 2005
 
4.
An excessive amount of fat on the buttocks.

A fat ass.
Hello Charlotte. you're looking quite steatopygic today.
by Caleb February 22, 2005
 
5.
The real hood. A place on the wrong side of I-45 across from The Woodlands. It's a constant struggle in the IO with toddlers selling on every corner. This is the ghetto, where playas got more game than PlayStation.
Gangsta 1: Yo nigga, what up
Gangsta 2: Awww nothin, just pimpin my hoes down in the IO (Imperial Oaks)
by Caleb February 14, 2006
 
6.
SYC
Mainly used by scene kids (rich white kids) because they think they are black. They seperate into "crews" like gangs to be cool (hence the "Screw Your Crew" acronym).
XScarsRunDeepX///SYC\\\: I'm Scene. I'm a unique individual. And you stole my awesome, Scene haircut.

XxXADyingTearXxX: No! I'm scene! And I'm far more unique than you! I suggest you give me back my haircut before I am forced to write a blog on myspace about how angry you have made me!

XScarsRunDeepX///SYC\\\: Screw your crew nigga! kthnxbye
by Caleb February 20, 2006
 
7.
the term for poop or crap used in the Star Wars Universe.
"Yousa bantha poodoo"

"Ewww...I just stepped in poodoo!"
by Caleb December 02, 2003