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Splatulence 

When you cum and fart at the same time
Jane thinks splatulence is sexy as fuck.
Splatulence by stinkfist1979 July 26, 2011
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Shlatulence 

The polite term for the word "shart".
When you pass gas with the bonus of pooh.
Whoops, looks like I'm gonna need a new pair of boxers after that shlatulence.
Shlatulence by jaxst November 27, 2010

splatulence 

v. - to accidentally and unintentionally defecate while expelling intestinal gas from the anus.

v. - to flatulate in combination with an emphatic splat caused by the additional excrement of fecal matter.

n. - a combination of flatus and feces expelled through the anus.

n. - an experience of an unintended evacuation of the bowel of a fluid nature during the act of flatulence.

(blend of splat and flatulence)
1. Certain kinds of food have been known to cause/result in splatulence if a bathroom is not nearby.

2. I ran and ran and ran, but I didn't make it in time and I splatulated all over my pants!
splatulence by Lizzy Rosenshine December 29, 2007

spatulence 

Flatulence that results in sudden spatula-shaped excretions.
"Who needs to buy a spatula? I'll just give'em a bad case of spatulence."

"Sorry guys, I can't go out tonight. I have severe, severe, severe spatulence."
spatulence by Wong's Dongs February 15, 2010