v. - to flatulate in combination with an emphatic splat caused by the additional excrement of fecal matter.
n. - a combination of flatus and feces expelled through the anus.
n. - an experience of an unintended evacuation of the bowel of a fluid nature during the act of flatulence.
(blend of splat and flatulence)
2. I ran and ran and ran, but I didn't make it in time and I splatulated all over my pants!