Splank

The act of one slapping someone else in the face with a palm having jizz on.

- Where are you, honey?
- I'm in the bathroom washing my face after you splanked me.

by MarkTheSplanker October 3, 2021

splank

Use of Funk to free minds and behinds from constipated notions; anti-spank

star child iz gonna splank yo ass silly

by bootsy collins April 16, 2003

Splank

(n) A messy ejaculation that did not go as intended and most often ended up in the wrong place.

(v) To ejaculate in a way that is not pleasant or sexy. To miss one's intended target.

(n) While I was jacking the beanstalk (masterbating), I got splank all through my hair.

(v) Oh my god, last night, George splanked in between my toes.

by Renobinamen November 15, 2010

splank

The act of taking a bloody shit. (usually very messy)

"Ben, you better shut up or I'll splank on your face."

by Kevin December 8, 2003

splank

The somewhat self-defeating act of having a wank and a spliff at the same time.

Ed: Hey man, you coming for a drink?
Giles: Nah man, I'm off for a splank.

by Harvey C March 29, 2009

Splank

The divider used to separate groceries at the supermarket. ie, a separation plank.

yo, pass me that splank dude

by bridimattio May 16, 2011

splank

a penis being slammed

ooo the book splanked me!

by fat man tony December 28, 2005