A crispy snack that has a shapes of rings and is packed full of zesty onion flavor. Next time you're in the mood for a snack grab a bag of funyuns. The word funyun is REALY fun to say out loud over and over consecutivly.
I am hungry for a bag of funyuns... wow that word rocks! Funyun funyun funyun funyun funyun funyun funyun funyun....
by yourgrandma January 23, 2006
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the best snack (+any other category) in the world founded by the funyon cult
Nick loves funyuns
Andrew loves funyuns
Adam loves funyuns

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by Funyon February 25, 2007
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A razor sharp, yet tasty snack that cosmetically resembles a unfried onion rings. Not only are they an excellent source of highly enriched corn product, but the small incisions they leave in the gums and roof of the mouth make Funyuns the quickest known method of dispersing garlic into one's blood stream. They may or may not cause cancer.
Bob: "Oh, sweet! Funyuns!"

Vampire: "Dammit!"
by Luke August 30, 2007
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Having a humorous second wedding, using Funyun snacks for replacement rings.
Tom and Mary's wedding was awesome, they got Funyuned!
by FixerFive April 22, 2016
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no idea vot zees ees... me needz you eevil eevil emerikens to tell mee...
by Mr. Turd Flushington March 14, 2005
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One of the best chips ever made by Frito-lay. Its like a fusion of funyuns and hot cheetos into a ring like chip. Every bite makes you take another and before you know it you finished your big ass bag of hot funyuns. Be careful they're addicting as hell and before you know it they become the #1 thing you buy when you go to the liquor store.
Person #1 : Are those the new hot funyuns
Person #2: Yeah maan these are fucking good
Person #1: Let me get some

5 mins later..
person #2: i said you can get some not eat it all you fatass
by Droopyx June 30, 2008
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The act of placing as many funyuns possible on your member and proceed to recieve a handjob from your partner
"Billy asked me for a funyun rub last night, I didn't complain."
by RJ Dicktiddles February 17, 2017
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