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You fuckin spitch, go eat a burrito..
ie:Phil
by Taylor May 06, 2003
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Literally a Mexican Bitch. It's a combination of the word spik, slang for mexican, and bitch. It can be used for vulgar language or just calling out one of your homegirls.

Talking to your homegirl: "Orale spitch, how it going?"

Yelling: "Why are you being such a spitch?!?"
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is where PR executives use email as a means to distribute irrelevant press releases and pitches to journalists.

Spam + Pitch = Spitch

Like spam, spitching is becoming a nuisance to journalists, often leading to certain PR executives being blacklisted.
1. I get tons of 'spitches' in my inbox every day

2. My inbox is overflowing with useless 'spitch'

3. I get 'spitched' at least 10 times a day
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Spit roasted bitch (penis in mouth and penis in anus or vagina) or spastic bitch
"Woah dood, we should hire a whore and spitch her!"

"omg, why is my sister such a spitch? She need care or something!"
by Miss Debi April 23, 2008
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Origin: combination of the words "spit" and "bitch"

Current meaning: It's used to refer to someone you used to be really good friends with, but all your other friends tell you, "dude, that person is a bitch. They're rude." But you just laugh and go, "Oh, no! That's just their sense of humor!" Then one day you open your eyes and go, "Oh my God, they really are a bitch." Then you're never friends with that person again and are probably their enemy.
That girl is a spitch. She was my friend, but she kept telling me I was stupid. What a spitch.

Ew, I saw my spitch today. They looked like shit.

Everyone has a spitch.
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That ho just spitched me!
by Beth Bonin April 02, 2008
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Spitch is a universal substitute for any verb. Simply put it means, to do.
by spitcher July 16, 2013
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