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This is the act of punishment for mistreatment of best friends. A metal pole is attached to their back (through any means necessary). The said person will then be 'roasted' over a large fire until golden brown.

For added humiliation force an apple in their mouth so A. They are unable to talk and B. Make them look more like a pig than they already are
A clear example would be the unreliability and mistreatment of best friends by another person (frequently part of the male species). Mistreatment can include: Letting said best friend down on more than one occasion, playing on x-box when they should be entertaining said best friend, and being a 'pig' in general. (The act should not be taken seriously in 'spit roasting' said 'pig'. Instead you should take satisfaction of imagining this inflicted torture to stop you from actually doing it)
by TristanClark June 02, 2010
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2 of the homies spit roasted this biznitch last night
by Bubba May 10, 2004
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girl getting anal and pussy sex at the same time
steve- netball girl - als
by adam April 24, 2005
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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woman is giving a man head. when he is about to finish, he begins giving her an indian-rub on the back of her neck. As he gets closer, the man rubs harder to signal his excitement level while occassionally teasing the indian-burn with his spit. When it is time to go, he pulls out and fires on the back of the neck.

see also: burnt spit roast and firey spit roast
Luann's neck burnt as she garggled her boyfriend's dick. She quivered, Spit Roast Tuesdays where her favorite. As the burn increased, she new he was getting ready. Fortunately, her neck was cooled when he pulled out and blasted his white sauce on the back of her roasting neck.
by chickbasher101 October 19, 2008
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To give or to make a spit roast to a woman, means to have oral sex with her by licking her clit and vagina.
One spit roast and your headache is gone.
Shall I give ya a spit roast?
by Ariel T. Spinner May 26, 2006
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To spit onto a guy's dick and then lick or suck it off. Done while giving head, upon the guys request.
Janice spit-roasted me all night...
by mikeyboi December 18, 2004
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What will happen to Its Gov at Magfest
Damn Gov is going to get spitroasted by two people at magfest
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