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spindling
A verb, it means the act of painting or staining spindles.
I just finished painting 138 spindles, and as with any repetitive tasks one's mind tends to wander. Suddenly the word spindling came to me to describe what I was doing, I believe I coined a new word...
I just finished painting 138 spindles, and as with any repetitive tasks one's mind tends to wander. Suddenly the word spindling came to me to describe what I was doing, I believe I coined a new word...
I've spent the last two days painting that handrail going upstairs, it feels like I've been spindling for a week!
spindling by Obtuse Engle November 30, 2018
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Swindling Swede
A dust farting old man who swindles people out of their hard earned money by letting them bet on Sunday football games when they are drunk at the topless bar on Saturday night. The Swede uses his gains to pay for his new Honda Accord, vet bills for his dogs, child support for all of his bastard children that he fathered while at Woodstock back in 1969.
Man, I lost $100 betting on the Swindling Swede's football games. I think we need to go jack his Honda Accord for giving out such bad advise on the games.
Swindling Swede by 00NKB6211289 August 5, 2016
spindung
The public, false, and destructive verbal product of a politician or political commentator (who appears on television, radio, or in print) who *intentionally manipulates an audience by employing the illogical argument called the "False dilemma" or the argument from the "excluded middle."
Simple example:
P1: "A wolf has eyes; I have eyes, therefore I'm a wolf."
P2: "You're not a wolf!"
P1: "Are you saying I don't have eyes?"
(TRUTH: P1 is not a wolf.)
*There has to be intent.
Simple example:
P1: "A wolf has eyes; I have eyes, therefore I'm a wolf."
P2: "You're not a wolf!"
P1: "Are you saying I don't have eyes?"
(TRUTH: P1 is not a wolf.)
*There has to be intent.
Margaret's addiction to 'spindung' blinded her and those like her to the truth about the politician she supported...the same politician who drove our economy into the ground.
spindung by TheTruthDude August 19, 2009
Spinning Rhino DNA
When you take an excess amount of ADHD medication and partake in the cognitive "Bradley Cooper" type enhancement felt when high dosages
Of the schedule 2 substance "Adderall, Vyvanse, and fuck tha rest". #notonacid
Of the schedule 2 substance "Adderall, Vyvanse, and fuck tha rest". #notonacid
Up is left and right is down and red is go and green stop and blue is yellow and now is go
Geeking off your aunt jamima
Spinning Rhino DNA
Geeking off your aunt jamima
Spinning Rhino DNA
Spinning Rhino DNA by A Guy who lives with Asians November 28, 2014
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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