spilt milk

originated in the 1930s. another way of saying "i ejaculated" or "gizzed."

boy: i spilt milk on your daughter
mother: did you clean it up?
boy: she did with her tongue.
mother: ...ok then.
boy: she loved it.

by chris May 30, 2004

spilt milk

what u should cry over.

nothing else is worth crying about

by urmomshott August 22, 2004

spilt milk

The name for cum on a girls face.The white man lotion on her looks like spilt milk.

"This chick was givin me a blow job and it looked like spilt milk when i came on her face"

by Kaz Moses May 26, 2004

spilt milk

Some unimportant problem, as in the pharse "don't cry over split milk".

It's just split milk.

by Hysterical Woman June 1, 2004

spilt milk

1)
A woman who is aging badly. Her body is turning droopy and wrinkled. Her body is starting to curdle, making cottage cheese out of her ass.

2)
Badly aging Female

3)
Complete opposite of a cougar / milf

4)
Also, known as spilt

Pete : "Bitch, your spilt milk!" "Your ass is so curdled, I could serve it up ass cottage cheese."

Random Skank: "Your an asshole!"

Karl : "Dude, what the fuck is your deal?"

Pete : "Dude, I'm saving you from this spilt milk ass bitch." "Now you won't have to give her the fishboot later!"

by Cheese4green September 20, 2011

spilt milk

When you jizz your shorts unexpectedly.

Dude, that chick was so hot, I spilt milk just looking at her melons

by libationlibrarian August 26, 2004

spilt milk

An event in the past(usually a bad event or missed opportunity).

There's no use crying over spilled milk.

by kevin May 31, 2004