Stands for "small penis, incel, fragile ego." A word for a person, most often a woman, with no originality whatsoever who has resorted to one or more of these overused insults. If you're here, chances are you used one in an argument and were appropriately labeled a spife.
by FemSlayer3000 June 17, 2020
A combonation of a spoon and a knife. Kinda like a Spork but different. Invented by the teletubies so that they can take over the white house someday.
by DS inc. January 30, 2011
by Adman101 December 12, 2007
A combination spoon and knife. A utensil used frequently to cut a slice of ice cream cake and transfer the cake into your mouth. One side is round and smooth, like a spoon, the other serrated, and sharp, like a knife.
" Sorry to interrupt, Sally, but where do you keep your spifes?" "On the spife rack, behind you on the wall, Joan."
by taxione May 4, 2012
Another meaning for cool or awesome that sounds better then cosome cawesome or aool.
When you say it it MUST be accompanied by the sign of the devil.
When you say it it MUST be accompanied by the sign of the devil.
by Manibumble February 1, 2009
by Jonathan December 12, 2003