Barking Skunk Spider 

A fart. So named because you blame the resulting smell and sound on the fictitious spider. Most often referenced as being stepped on when the term is used.

*fart noise*
(pause)
Innocent Bystander: "Oh man, what is that smell?; Did you fart?"
Guilty Party: "Ah, no, man, You must have stepped on a barking skunk spider"

Barking Skunk Spider by Mathius_Dragoon March 3, 2010

Spunky Spider 

When there's a concoction of spunk and hair caught in the bath/sink plug hole from overly hairy and hormonal men. When cleaning out the bath and removing this from the hole it causes a clump of spunky hair.

Mum: OH FFS Phil have you been spunking in the bath again, just pulled out a spunky spider while cleaning the bathroom.

Spunky Spider by BtotheJMD October 7, 2010

spiderspank 

a physical threat originally came from stomping on a spiders commonly used by the southern folk in Texas and Louisiana for im gonna kick you ass

ima spiderspank you into next week

spiderspank by alex thedude August 1, 2012

spiderpunk 

my husband fr

spiderpunk is literally my husband guys

spiderpunk by thesilliestgooseever June 19, 2023