sphincterific 

A sarcastic way of saying something is not so good.

This goat anus pizza is sphincterific!

sphincterific by Glenn M January 9, 2006

sphincterlicious 

The act of being rear-ended (anal sex) that is so satisfying it makes the receiver scream.

Man, he fucked me so good it was sphincterlicious.

sphincterlicious by Mike_c01 March 6, 2011

Sphincterlicious 

When something that you think should taste like ass, ends up tasting pretty good. Or anything metaphorically equal. As in you thought that was going to suck... but it didn't!

"Well Joe I thought having sex with that chubby girl was going to be a bad time but it turned out to be sphincterlicious."

Sphincterlicious by Clark Graff December 27, 2008

Sphincteritis 

A viral infestation of asshole behavior. Extremely ubiquitous. No known cure but sure working on one.

Jeff was suffering from a severe case of sphincteritis

Sphincteritis by Dr. AntiSphincter May 17, 2010

Sphincterrific

A sarcastic way of saying "terrific". Similar to craptastic or craptacular.

"Wow. I got a Chia Pet for Christmas. That's sphincterrific."

Sphincterrific by Shadis December 15, 2003