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Sphinctergeddon 

What happens to youre ass the morning after a night of poor dietary choices.
"Don't go in there."
"Why?"
"It's occupied."
"By who?"
"The four horsemen of the Sphinctergeddon."
Sphinctergeddon by Turbobear October 21, 2006

Sphincterless Shit Cannon 

Someone who spends the majority of their workday clogging up the toilet and consistently smells like ass. Someone who who shits every hour on the hour, has no intestine, just a shit tube running from their throat to their ass, has been known to shit watermelons and small marsupials.
Man don't go into the bathroom, Jonathan has been acting like a Sphincterless Shit Cannon.

sphincterized 

Uptight, reserved, unable to let loose. The epitome of anal-retentive. Like a bag with a drawstring pulled tight.
Christy's sphincterized book bag contained three copies of poetry by T.S. Eliot.
sphincterized by Noir September 6, 2005

Sphincternet 

a really crappy internet connection made by compounding the words Sphincter and Internet.
i hate my sphincternet. im only getting 1 kb/s.
Sphincternet by General Dynamic September 9, 2008

sphincterella 

1.the opposite of cinderella; a nasty crack hoe uglier than than the stepsisters. likes to try and steal another's man

2. a guy that lives for taking it in the ass
juanita: Hey jerome, I'm feelin' jungle heat, an' I gots a place fo yo snake ta sleep

shaniqua: Step off sphincterella, that's my man!
sphincterella by sphincterella October 15, 2007

sphinctered 

sphinctered,to be off ones head, totally not in control, physically or mentally whether that be caused by drugs, alcohol, or something else
went to an allnighter with some mates,could,nt hardly stand up, we were well sphinctered when we left
sphinctered by dirtbox July 24, 2006