Definitions by cuddlefinger
Beef Blankets
On her way out of the bathroom, Katie tripped on her California King Size Beef Blankets.
He doesn't have a comforter, he wraps up in Katie's Beef Blankets when he gets cold.
He doesn't have a comforter, he wraps up in Katie's Beef Blankets when he gets cold.
Beef Blankets by cuddlefinger December 7, 2011
Sphincterless Shit Cannon
Someone who spends the majority of their workday clogging up the toilet and consistently smells like ass. Someone who who shits every hour on the hour, has no intestine, just a shit tube running from their throat to their ass, has been known to shit watermelons and small marsupials.
Sphincterless Shit Cannon by cuddlefinger November 15, 2011