Spermatitis

A condition where toxic sperm causes itching, dry skin or a rash on swollen, reddened skin directly around an orifice. In the southern hemisphere it may cause the skin to blister, ooze, crust or flake of. Which is also worth noting that these flakes are a valid source of nutrition in many developing 3rd world nations.

No homo bro, is there something stronger than head & shoulders for my spermatitis?

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

spermatically

A term often used on Corporate Conference calls to illustrate when similar things appear or happen at irregular intervals in time; occasional:

Often used publicaly.

Toni spermatically articulates herself by inventing a new word.

in a sporadic manner; "he only works sporadically"

by DanielD April 15, 2007

spermation

the act of a male ejaculating.

cameron: spermation!
avery: in my mouth? yes.

by JewMom June 02, 2011

psycho-spermatic-umbilical connection

A psychological, spiritual and natural connections of a child with both; his/her father and mother.

I couldn't have achieved my dreams without psycho-spermatic-umbilical connection (I so-call it).

This connections works faster than the supersonic rate.
Thank you mum & dad!

by Annie/linguistic consultant February 11, 2020