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speed bumping 

When something that happens to slow down you're action. Similar to cock blocking, except that it pertains to everything, not just pussy. A speed bumper is your friend, but he likes to watch you have a hard time with what you do
My boy was speed bumping our good time by getting too drunk to drive and making us call a cab.
speed bumping by BBlanc March 15, 2009

dry speed bumming 

its when you putt sand in your crack to make it dryer than the desert and participate in unlubricated anal sex at high speed for fun.
so is ther a dry speed bumming on the cards tonight?
dry speed bumming by dunglebump August 1, 2007

speedbumping 

A variation of the bump and grind which results in accidental or "accidental" penetration...aka sex on a dance floor.
Joe: "So dude, how was the party last night?"

Dan: "Man, it was awesome, me and Kelly were grinding all night and then....we started speedbumping."

Joe: "No way man! Nice!"
speedbumping by Yeskimo August 19, 2009

Speedbumping 

When one quickly slides the head of his erect penis back-and-forth through his partner’s anal sphincter. Reasonable facsimiles of this would be when the partner’s mouth or vagina is used.
When Harvey finished speedbumping his girl, there was some tomato skin stuck to his dick.
Speedbumping by Goofnut September 4, 2022

speedbumpin 

an alcoholic who passes out just about anywhere but mainly outside on the sidewalks/streets and people walk by them without any acknowledgement because they rather not deal with them cause of embarressment, social status, lack of empathy, sympathy or their too busy with their own lives to notice what's going on around them
My cousin speedbumpin it again because of all that money he got on Christmas.
speedbumpin by JJ Der-B December 28, 2020