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Texas Sparkle

When an unhygienic stripper queefs and a puff of sparkles, mixed with semen from a previous sexual partner, splats on the floor while she is performing oral sex on a patron. The sparkle effect is due to toxic "sparkle" buildup due to the excessive use of body glitter or "Vagazzling".
Dude 1: "Wow... looks like a cat ate a Christmas ornament and puked on the carpet."

Dude 2: "Nah, Johnny got a blowjob a few minutes ago and the stripper left him a Texas Sparkle."
Texas Sparkle by KillerChimp November 4, 2011

sparklecare 

the best webcomic ever #real
i love sparklecare
sparklecare by Hora de XD August 6, 2023

Spooge-spackled 

When someone has every orifice, hole, crack and crease in/on their body filled with semen. Generally in reference to a megawhore, super slut or uberskank.
My neighbor is a true multi-tasker. She'll take it everywhere and from everybody. That girl leaves no hole unfilled. She's spooge-spackled up to her eyelids!!

Make sure to fill in every hole in his body. This boy needs to be spooge-spackled before the night is through...

That girl is a spooge-spackled princess aint she?
Spooge-spackled by MidCenturyMr February 4, 2010

Twilight Sparkle 

Twilight Sparkle is one of the main characters of the television show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. On the show, she is portrayed as being very book smart and logical, though a bit naive and socially awkward at times. Her special talent is her incredible magical ability and her cutie mark is a six pointed star surrounded by five smaller stars.
Twilight Sparkle is largely considered the main character of the show since she was the first pony introduced to the audience and she has been in every episode since.
Twilight Sparkle by Edudls May 23, 2011

clit spanked 

A term used when referring to having sex in the doggy style position. Named so because of the male's testicles hitting the female's clitoris.
Dude what'd you end up doing last night?
Man I clit spanked this chick all night.
Aww damn, lucky dog!
clit spanked by Tony56 October 2, 2013

the curse of grandma sparkle 

The curse of Grandma Sparkle refers to the the fact that in Fallout 3 if you go near a character named grandma Sparkle the game might crash. It was named The curse of Grandma Sparkle by YouTube Mittensquad.
My game crashed because of the curse of Grandma Sparkle.