7 definitions by MidCenturyMr
A word I coined in the summer of 1997 to describe the people (mostly young adults) who relied on MTV and cookie-cutter clothes from the local malls and corporate clothing stores (ie.Urban Outfitters) to design and define their "alternative" lifestyle. It came to me in '97 when I saw a kid drive up in his red, '65 mustang wearing a mall-bought golf cap while sporting his inreasingly popular, brand new, fresh from the package wife-beater to show off his latest "tribal" arm-band tatt. The Mallternative clone can only participate in a prefabbed lifestyle that was mass produced for similar like-minded individuals designed to represent their 'unique' place in the world amongst all their other 'different' peers in the herd.
"Look at him with his pseudo-tattered, store-bought, knee-less, pre-stained jeans and his fake tattoo t-shirt...He's SO Mallternative!"
"I am the same, yet I still think I'm different, in a uniquely special kind of way...I'm Mallternative!!...hey, look, it's a Journey's right next to a Hot Topic!!!"
"I am the same, yet I still think I'm different, in a uniquely special kind of way...I'm Mallternative!!...hey, look, it's a Journey's right next to a Hot Topic!!!"
by MidCenturyMr August 26, 2008
When someone has every orifice, hole, crack and crease in/on their body filled with semen. Generally in reference to a megawhore, super slut or uberskank.
My neighbor is a true multi-tasker. She'll take it everywhere and from everybody. That girl leaves no hole unfilled. She's spooge-spackled up to her eyelids!!
Make sure to fill in every hole in his body. This boy needs to be spooge-spackled before the night is through...
That girl is a spooge-spackled princess aint she?
Make sure to fill in every hole in his body. This boy needs to be spooge-spackled before the night is through...
That girl is a spooge-spackled princess aint she?
by MidCenturyMr February 4, 2010
Don't say nuthin to me. You were wrong for that sh@t yesterday. I will slap you with a day old biscuit!!
by MidCenturyMr January 14, 2009
Don't talk to me today after what you did, I'll slap you with a day old biscuit!
by MidCenturyMr January 14, 2009
An annoying stank masking scent (commonly a scented oil) that subliminally causes internal cringing for members of the bathing community...A.K.A. - "Pseudo Bath", "Trustafarian Tramp Serum", "Hippie Stink" , "Soap Substitute", "Dopehead Dry-Clean", "Coward Shower", "Dank Stank", "Wanker-stank", "Hygiene Hi-jinks", "Greatful Dread", "Granola Grout", "Magnolia Mud-flap", "Drag-rat Sludge Fudge" ...Did I miss one?
"There goes another Trustafarian Granola. That patchouli scent almost ALWAYS precedes pretentious hygienic procrastination and self-righteous drivel !"
by MidCenturyMr September 5, 2008
When someone with an intact foreskin pulls that foreskin over the tip of another penis connecting the 2 as one.
Pat and Chris tried trunking last night. They attempted to come at the same time. At least they came together even if they didn't come together.
by MidCenturyMr August 1, 2021
Southern U.S. slang term for 'brother'. Sometimes used as term of endearment. Can be used instead of the word 'buddy'.
by MidCenturyMr July 28, 2008