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panda spanked 

When your site loses a lot of traffic from the Google algorithm update that was code named Panda.
Friend 1: Wow, my site has really taken a hit in traffic.

Friend 2: You've been panda spanked.
panda spanked by enile8 May 12, 2011

spanked out

To have masturbated so much one is literally sexually exhausted, or at least temporarily not interested in sex.
To Peter's surprise, his date wanted to hook up, however he was spanked out from watching porn the night before.
spanked out by doooosh May 6, 2010

Cock-Spanked 

Female equivalent for "Pussy-Whipped." See also "penis-spanked".
Why do you keep doing his laundy? You're so cock-spanked!
Cock-Spanked by Mikey The Comic August 4, 2009
Past participle of spank which means
to attack someone's ass while their pants are down and they can't defend themselves. Often for the amusement of others.
When Sally went skinny dipping and got her upper body stuck in the filter, everyone in a 1 mile area spanked her.
spanked by Sally November 2, 2002

Freshly Spanked 

Term used to declare a general state of mind, opinion or wear and tear.
"Christ I was freshly spanked last nite - it must have been the vodka"

"Look at the rack on that - she needs to be freshly spanked"

Freshly Spanked 

Used to describe a very bad loss in football, rugby, baseball or other sport. The loss must be of a significantly high level.
Jim: How did your team do last night?

Bob: Not good, we were Freshly Spanked!
Freshly Spanked by GhostShadow August 5, 2010